What do you call a Sikh man standing on one leg?

Balan Singh

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Married an English gal with one leg ...Eileen

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Oh come on

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If your last name is Dover and your first name is Ben, you'd have e the setup for ajoke

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Or if the one legged woman takes her husband's full name.. Eileen Ben Dover

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I thought it was gonna be a Pogo Sikh

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One of Mr. Singh's legs is langar than the other.

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Reminded me of the golf joke about VJ Singh wanting to marry Fanny Sunneson because he wanted to make her fanny singh!

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg shorter than the other?

Lei Ning

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Argh. I like it :)