Bob went home early after a night shift as a security guard to find that the power was out

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Wearily he went into his bedroom and undressed, ready to drop into bed.

As he was about to, his wife woke up and said, "Good, you are early! I have a splitting headache, could you please drive down to the pharmacy and bring me some aspirin?"

Groggy but patient, Bob dressed again and dutifully drove down to the neighborhood pharmacy. The night cashier was an acquaintance. He took one look at Bob's uniform and said, "Hey Bob, I thought you were a security guard

...when did you join the Police?".