A priest is sent to deepest Africa to convert the natives.
Posted by dennyitlo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 10 comments
He clears out an area for his camp and builds a hut of sticks for has shelter. His only entertainment is the Bible and his violin. Before he retires for the night he builds a fire and sits down near it and plays his violin.
Shortly afterwards he notices that a few animals begin to surround his camp and seem to enjoy the music. As time goes by he builds a large audience of critters every evening.
One night an old lion walks into the clearing a looks around slowly. When he notices the priest he leaps on him and quickly devours the poor clergyman.
A hyena rushes up to the lion and asks him, "Why did you do that, all of us loved his music, we listened every night and it relaxed us so much. Now he is gone. Why? Why?"
The lion cocked his head toward the hyena, put his paw behind his ear and hollered, WHAT?
Ryan_Petrovich8769@reddit
I guess you could say the priests death was Simba-lic.....! 🤓
Healthy_Ladder_6198@reddit
You win
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
It was a religious lion. Before he ate the priest, he said: "let us prey"
TyrconnellFL@reddit
The lion was a devout creature. Unfortunately, he was a Lutheran and wasn’t about to give some papist the time of day.
howtosignuponreddit@reddit
A deaf lion?
Stringy63@reddit
It's a Def Leopard tribute band
sickofmakingnames@reddit
Featuring the former members of White Lion
Bbop512@reddit
Hilarious!!
nb6635@reddit
He may have been lion to cover up the truth.
SilverDad-o@reddit
The lion messed up, but he still maintained his pride.