Once upon a time there was a loud-mouthed hyena. He would walk around the savanna mocking all the other animals, even the King himself, the Lion.
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One day the lion's wife asked, "Why do you let that stupid hyena taunt you like that? You are the king. Do something about him."
But the lion simply said, "It's not worth it. He isn't hurting anyone. He just has a big mouth."
However the Lioness felt like she needed to teach that hyena a lesson so she began to chase him. The chase went on for miles and eventually the hyena led her to a fallen, hollow tree trunk and went through it. The Lioness tried to follow but got stuck. The hyena then got behind her and started screwing her.
Once the hyena left she managed to back out of the trunk, and she slunk back home.
The lion took one look at his wife and said, "He took you to that hollow tree, didn't he?"
Waitsfornoone@reddit
A lion would never cheat on a lioness ...
But a Tiger Woods.
gonzal2020@reddit
Speaking of, when is Tiger Woods not a tiger?
Answer: when he is a cheetah.
Ancient_Musician_236@reddit
Tiger Woods is Lion to his fans but a cheetah to his wife.
Berek2501@reddit
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Range Rover?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards.
cyclingbubba@reddit
Would a lion drive when impaired?
What ? He'll no ! Never.
But a tiger would !
ImNoAlbertFeinstein@reddit
the man can't drive a car from shit.
dennyitlo@reddit
Tiger is going back on the tour. He's OK now he has a new driver.
greenwoody2018@reddit
Aesop would be proud of this one
Skeleton-ear-face@reddit
So what’s the joke, that the male lion got screwed once?
everyplanetwereach@reddit
Raped*. They both got raped
Fyrentenemar@reddit
and was ashamed to admit it, yes.
That-Ad757@reddit
Do not get it sorry. Did lion one day chase and same happened to him.?
EnchantedTikiBird@reddit
The moral of the story is never chase a hyena.
NewGuy-1964@reddit
Unless you like it.
JSMart26@reddit
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
fireballphil52@reddit
Yes
ToastedSlider@reddit
Yeah.
pirateboy27@reddit
That was great! Never heard it, either.
Busted out, hoping no one thinks I'm a weirdo here at the beach at 1130
InsightfulMind454@reddit
Depends if you looked for a hollow tree along the beach! 😆
notyourregularninja@reddit
Found the real king of the jungle!!
Independent_Bite4682@reddit
Serengeti*
JohnWashere78@reddit
" Did you say spaghetti " - If Google was a guy
Leviathan419@reddit
Tell another jackal story.
GamerRipjaw@reddit
In the version, the lion asked without looking up, "How was the tree treatment?"
JYLLYnz@reddit
Did anyone else read this in a Christopher Walken voice?
https://youtu.be/zIiA4SM3LEY?si=ILZsY6pYovS5CFFg
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
The bear tapped him on the shoulder and said: "you're not really here for the hunting, are you?"
nerankori@reddit
His teeth and his ambitions were bared
sjwilli@reddit
That song slaps.
fonefreek@reddit
She was not prepared
Equivalent-Draft9248@reddit
among other assets
IAteAnotherVegan@reddit
was this a Dolemite joke?
stevenjchamplin@reddit
I laughed good, thank you for that lol
ITCoder@reddit
Wow, heard this joke back in my schooldays, like pre 2000