It’s funny when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's considered a stud, but when a girl sleeps with tons of guys...
Posted by 808gecko808@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments
I’m somehow never one of them.
SESHPERANKH@reddit
I hear ya. Why do they decide to stop being promiscuous a week before we meet
Zidane62@reddit
Ah, my first girl friend.
Malalang@reddit
Because she thinks that getting a good guy means she needs to stop putting out. Because a good guy wouldn't respect her if she put out right away.
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
She likes to put out, and he likes to put in. Seems like the perfect relationship to me.
Exploding_Testicles@reddit
Well incest is frowned upon..
EverybodySayin@reddit
I was at a house party where a girl was taking a guy upstairs, fucking them and then came straight back down on the hunt for another guy. Couple of probably desperate guys went for it but most of us once we clocked what was going on said no thanks. Think she approached like 95% of the guys there.
jbauer68@reddit
She was short sighted. Didn’t notice the Gay Bar sign over the entrance
VVageslave@reddit
That sort of thing leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.
Frunkleburg@reddit
and then everyone clapped
EverybodySayin@reddit
Got the clap more like
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Possibly demoralising if he stayed to witness the cavalcade...
From "ahhhh yeah...."
To.. "off to the std clinic 1st thing"
Snoo-20788@reddit
I a girl sleeps with tons of guys she's a slut, but if a guy does then he's gay
nom_of_your_business@reddit
If a girl sleeps with tons of guys they call her a slut, but if a guy does they call him gay.
jarheadatheart@reddit
I don’t understand why you’re being downvoted for just cleaning up the previous comment that got upvoted over 100 times. Sometimes Reddit is just dumbfounding and sometimes it’s just dumb.
Longjumping-Ad8065@reddit
Because the 2nd version isn’t as funny. We don’t call the guy gay, he is gay! (Play on the trope that gays are promiscuous)
Snoo-20788@reddit
Its not a play on the trope. I don't say that if someone is gay they have sex with many men, but that if they have sex with many men, they are gay. Which is hardly controversial.
TankFoster@reddit
That's not the joke.
Extreme-Rub-1379@reddit
Frisky gays
nom_of_your_business@reddit
It's all good. Sometimes things trend for no good reason. I was only giving a different version. Thanks for jumping in the line of fire with me.
The-Jolly-Joker@reddit
Girls become damaged, loose canons if they sleep with a bunch of guys. Guys gain enough confidence to fire off premier lead loads to wreck havoc on all.
Kurrandor@reddit
In (the inevitable) case you ever find yourself not getting any attention from the opposite gender, before you go listen to any podcast or look for any advice, come back to this comment first please
Facts_pls@reddit
This is why you should pay attention in school so that you don't have stupid ideas of how human body works
Express_Work@reddit
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut fucks everyone at the party.
A bitch fucks everyone, except you.
Warm_Bug_1434@reddit
or... A good time girl fucks everyone at the party
A slut fucks everyone except you
A bitch would rather just hang with her friends
manuyzmani@reddit
Just thought of this one:
A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."
He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."
"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."
"But ya fuck one goat.."
albyagolfer@reddit
She’s called Rack’s mom.
rathee-shekhar@reddit
Read it somewhere... If a key opens many locks it's called masterkey but if a lock can be opened by many keys... It's useless
bussinbeats@reddit
Gotta be in the right place at the right time.
BabyNarad@reddit
Gotta be in the right place at the right time at the right hole.
tourbox12@reddit
Remind me again, which one is the wrong hole?
Waitsfornoone@reddit
... with the right plug.
mikpgod@reddit
But...
moxie132@reddit
When a key can open many locks, it's called a skeleton key. When a lock can be opened by many keys, well.... That's just a shitty lock.
soumyasakhi@reddit
if one key opens a lot of locks, its considered useful, but if one lock can be opened my multiple keys it’s considered useless
Extreme-Rub-1379@reddit
Bro hotels and apartments and commercial buildings all have locks that accept multiple keys, for different levels of access.
You are a fucking moron
Rski765@reddit
The difference is that women can get pregnant, but saying that, so can men now
privateidaho_chicago@reddit
A slut sleeps with anyone…a whore sleeps with anyone but me
hooldon@reddit
Give her a break! She’s been through a lot… of dicks!
Cirburus21@reddit
Is this the Vince Vaughn scene? So fucking funny
Artorias670z@reddit
Unless you’re 6’8” and have a 10” dong it’s usually easier for women to get laid than men. I’m married and have done well in my life but this stuff is just common sense.
Black_White_420@reddit
She's called rack's mum
RSTristani2017@reddit
Elite ball knowledge
Black_White_420@reddit
Finally someone
Smackmybitchup007@reddit
She's called, Your Mom.
FarceCapeOne@reddit
Key that opens many lock: master key. Lock opened by many keys: shitty lock.
misconceptions_annoy@reddit
That is true to the extent that a vagina is a metal object that was manufactured specifically to keep someone out of a car or house.
ad240pCharlie@reddit
I'd hope the owner invited them in willingly, meaning the lock is working just as intended. Otherwise, it's non-consensual.
ApprehensiveSpare925@reddit
A key that opens any lock is priceless.
A lock that is opened by a key is worthless.
testing_mic2@reddit
A girl that sleeps with a lot of guys is a slut A guy that sleeps with a lot of girls is a slut maker
JackSilver1410@reddit
"A guy meets a girl on the street. He asks her out. She says no. What the fuck is up with that? I'm a nice guy!"
KingOfZero@reddit
Plenty at the swingers party
Nitirat@reddit
I remember when I was at uni, this girl slept with everyone except me. Hey, at least I didn't catch anything, I suppose.
BabyNarad@reddit
When a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he is considered as a body shamer.
prindacerk@reddit
Should have aimed for the guy then. Could have had better luck. 🤭
Historical_Monk_6118@reddit
Not one of the lucky many huh?