Painting is good exercise...

I'm getting thinner.

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I went to the closest paint store and asked if they had white spirit.

The clerk answered : "Dude...we're in 2026"

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It's just a pigment of your imagination

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I can’t behr any more of these jokes.

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I need to brush up on my humor

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Canvas the area for others more experienced, they'll help

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I’m on a roller.

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Naw, its just the fumes.