Disembodied, sentient beards that float around, and aggressively try to attach themselves to the faces of clean shaven people.

I don’t know why, this Reminds me of the [Wooly Willy](https://trailbaboon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/willy_animation.gif) Novelty toy, that was that has a cartoon drawing of clean shaven face, and a bald head and a clean shaven face, so that when you take the accompanying magnetic stylus, the loose pile of black iron shavings that are within the clear plastic frame will attach to it, and go wherever you drag them until you lit up and drop them off onto the face, the ears, eyebrows and head, as long as Willy is laying in a flat surface. I guess it’s because I lived these as a kid, and I still have one as a novelty keychain. This entire concept sounds like a great idea for a fun little horror/comedy cult classic indie B-Movie that you could explain the concept to a small group of independent movie enthusiasts willing to film it for you, and watch how they all go and come back with a completely different interpretation of your concept because well, that’s the one teeny weeny itsy bitsy little sorta thingy... about how this particular group of young visionary film makers interpreted the definition of what a disembodied, sentient “beard” is. The results are still amazing, but much like tropic thunder, the story behind the making of -the misunderstanding behind of the concept of the original idea is what wins Cannes.