I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”

I said, “No. Is that still required?”

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I landed in Australia slightly tipsy after a long flight - was asked this question and responded with this joke, it didn’t go down too well

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Don't leave us hanging, how did they react?

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I've heard of people being refused entry into the country for giving that response...

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Really? I was hoping they would have heard it a lot and have a clever answer by now.