"Absolutely not!" says her Fairy Godmother.

"Fine," says Cinderella. "But just remember this when there are a bunch of little princes running around."

So her Fairy Godmother thinks about it and relents. "Okay," she says, "I've turned this pumpkin into a diaphragm. However, you'd better be back before midnight, because that's when it will turn back into a pumpkin."

So Cinderella goes out, and her Fairy Godmother is waiting for Cinderella to return. It's midnight, then 1:00, then 2:00.

Finally Cinderella comes staggering in at 2:30, a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Where have you been?" demands her Fairy Godmother.

"Out," says Cinderella.

"Didn't that diaphragm turn back into a pumpkin at midnight?"

"Yes."

"Well ... what happened?" asks her Fairy Godmother.

And Cinderella says, "I met the nicest guy ... named Peter Peter."