My girlfriend has the weirdest kink, she wants me to put it in her ear…

…because every time I try to put it in her mouth, she turns her head!

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Sweet nothings and all that jazz!

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That way, you can fuck some sense into her

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That setup is already whispering bad decisons into my ear.

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Don't give her hearing aids.

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Excuse me, come again!?!

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Aural sex.

Careful you don't get hearing AIDS.

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I got athlete's penis from foot sex

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Be careful, that's how you get hearing aids

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She wants to hear you coming!