Why did the soda pop itself?

Because it was soda pressed.

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This would be funny if pressing soda was a real thing. However, no.

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Sodas would like you to know that they actually liked this joke. This isn't my own opinion; I'm sodas appointed.

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A blonde is at a soda machine outside a gas station. A man walks up to her because he sees she has her arms full of soda cans.

She put in another quarter, and yet another soda pops out. Another quarter, another can.

He finally asked her, "Why do you keep putting money into the machine? I think you have enough."

She replied, "I can't help it. I keep winning!"

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Where is this machine? Soda for a quarter? Asking for a friend.

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It couldn't take life in the can any longer.

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This is soda um