A man and a woman are lying together in the afterglow together following sex.
Posted by NoAnt6694@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 40 comments
The woman says, "you must be the worst lover in the world".
The man defensively replies, "Oh yeah? Well, how did you figure that out in fifteen seconds?"
NoTime4YourBullshit@reddit
She says to me “Is that it?” But I know she really means ohhh yeah, that’s it!
Manicblack@reddit
And then she says something sexy like "can you take out the trash?" Oh yeah girl
Training-Accident-36@reddit
Link for those who don't know it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqfsukw9S6Y
ars2x@reddit
Business time!!
onwee@reddit
That’s why they call them business socks
muffsnake@reddit
Oooooo
tjtillmancoag@reddit
She said she wants some more, well I’m not surprised, but I’m actually quite tired
flying_carabao@reddit
It's business, it's business time!
(Business hours are over baby)
Professional-Face-97@reddit
Well perhaps she was professionally speaking. Usually the professionals would be happy if it was over quickly.
SentientNumberSixx@reddit
Team building exercise ‘99!
Oubilettor@reddit
Making love for two, making love for two… minutes
Bornracist@reddit
Two minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven ohhyea
yIdontunderstand@reddit
They always said, "leave them wanting more...."
cazzeo@reddit
Two minutes in heaven are better than one minute in heaven.
kiwi_manbearpig@reddit
Business hours are over baby
Dull_Investigator358@reddit
Because I'm so intense!
thesluggard12@reddit
Rick Pitino entered the chat
OddBit4380@reddit
She is ultimately an expert.
HiramNinja@reddit
...that's called an "I Got Mine, You Get Your-gasm."
r2killawat@reddit
I thought it was a race.
livingadreamlife@reddit
Lucky it wasn’t 10 seconds.
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
This is impressively efficient. 1 hour task condensed into 15 seconds
Unholydiver919@reddit
We started at the same time. I can’t help that she’s slow.
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
Did you win 1st and 3rd in a masturbation contest?
xinbenlv@reddit
I’m not getting this one.
Beta_Factor@reddit
He only lasted 15 seconds. Hence both her comments about him being bad at it, and him asking if she really has enough data for that assertion after just 15 seconds.
xinbenlv@reddit
Hahaha, sorry i was slow
sebovzeoueb@reddit
Unlike the guy in the joke
WannaBeChuckNorris@reddit
It’s only quick because my time is valuable
Far-Arugula-8181@reddit
Cause she's had all the resr.
Certified_Copy_7898@reddit
Afterglow makes it sound like a positive experience.
A man and a woman are lying together in bed post-coitus. “You might be the worst lover in the world”, she says. “Let’s not leap to conclusions”, he replies, “that was a very small sample size.”
Hex_Souls@reddit
That‘s definitely the superior joke! Also nice double-entendre at the end 😏
RansomStark78@reddit
Wow wot a slut
Opposite-Courage8671@reddit
That’s actually a solid joke setup lol. The punchline lands because he accidentally confirms it himself trying to defend his ego.
Tychus_Balrog@reddit
Sometimes sex takes 15 seconds.
And sometimes it's REALLY quick.
Away-Thought-612@reddit
Woman replies, "well, because I haven't even undressed yet."
plusFour-minusSeven@reddit
You could take off everything after "afterglow" in the title, but otherwise good over!
Ub3rDad@reddit
Psst. Hey buddy. She figured that out well before fifteen seconds…fortunately the prayer she started after five seconds - the prayer for this to be over soon - was answered before she finished asking…
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been…wow, thanks!
NaturalEducations@reddit
Hahaha Your joke didn’t get me.. the downvotes were pretty funny though
lilshortymac@reddit
It’s a race he always wins…