What do you call a dog that's deaf and blind?

Old Helen Yeller

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You sit with him and pet him so he knows he is loved. That's what you do.

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Doesn’t matter. He ain’t gonna come, anyways.

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I thought that was the dog with no legs? What's the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog. (Stolen from Louis.)

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"A dog with no legs, where would I find one of those?"

"Erh! Exactly where you left it."

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A classic!

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What has three legs and an arm?

!A happy pitbull. !<

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A grave robbing dog?

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I was close.

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We called him Shatze. Cute feller...used to run into doors a lot at the end. Thanks for bringing up a sad memory.

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Tommy, and hope his pinball game is up to par