Earth got a call while everyone was busy, some guy called Murphy, he left a message.

Something about the police being on the way, and to bounce or something.

It was about the law about to happen or something, I couldn't find my pencil to write down the message, and my battery died.

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Has an idea of Murphy's law there, but need to structure this better

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Went for full spectrum, from a message about apocalypse to forgetfulness about it, not finding the pencil and the battery dieing,

You pointing out the joke falls apart, adds a nice layer of poetry that fits the theme lol.

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Oog. Murphy had a law, but so did Cole.

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You shredded that joke.