As a redneck truck driver is driving east he sees a truck driving west, and his CB crackles to life. "Hey, buddy, who are the two biggest morons in America?" says the other driver.

Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments

"I don't know," says the redneck.

The other driver says, "You and your brother!"

The redneck gets annoyed but the other driver tells him, "It's just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see."

So the redneck drives for a bit and sees another truck heading toward him. He gets on the CB and says, "Hey, buddy, do you know who the two biggest morons in the world are?"

The other trucker says, "I don't know, who?"

And the redneck says, "Me and my brother."

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RedsVikingsFan@reddit

The redneck says “you and your brother”

The other trucker says “that reminds me - mom wants to know if you’ll be coming to Thanksgiving this year”

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drieggs@reddit

As we've said from times of old... The real joke is in the comments

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sparrowjuice@reddit

Yeah that’s definitely the way I thought the joke was going. Both are good.

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LanceFree@reddit

Reminds me of this one, which George Carlin would also tell:

A cab driver in Los Angeles was picking up a passenger from the airport.

Cab Driver: Where to? Passenger: Universal Studios. Step on it.

The cab driver speeds past the other cars. He’s weaving through the traffic going well above the speed limit. The passenger is a little concerned.

Passenger: Hey buddy I know I said go fast. But be careful. Cab Driver: Oh don’t worry about it. My brother does it all the time.

They come to an intersection when the light turns yellow. Instead of slowing down, the cab driver speeds up and races past the intersection.

Passenger: Hey what the hell was that? That was a yellow! Cab Driver: Oh don’t worry about it. My brother does it all the time.

They keep going. They’re about half way there when they come up on another intersection. This time the light was red and all the cars came to a stop. The cab driver, without a second though, sped past it, getting honked my the other drivers.

Passenger: Okay come on! That was a red. I want to get there in one piece. Cab Driver: Oh don’t worry about it. My brother does it all the time.

After a while of reckless driving, they come close to their destination. As the cab is making its way to the next intersection, the signal turns from red to green. The cab driver immediately slams the brakes, coming to a complete stop just before the line. The passenger slams his head on the from seat.

Passenger: What the fuck?! You’re willing to break dozens of traffic rules and run every red signal but you stop at a green?!!

The cab driver slowly turns around to face the passenger.

Cab Driver: Hey! You never know when my brother could be driving the other way.

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K-Bow61@reddit

Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)

Yep, no exclamation point at the end. I think it also helps that his grammar is bad. Sometimes very small things make a big difference.

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