When my friend said to me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!” I chuckled and responded, “Well..."
Posted by 808gecko808@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
"They were separated at birth!"
SilentEngineering975@reddit
A truly cutting response.
Gzisimon2@reddit
Good!
theprofessor1985@reddit
Wow first time seeing this one
Proud_Ad9315@reddit
Feels like one of those jokes that’s been hiding under a rock this whole time lol
Demonweed@reddit
You get to say that a lot if you work as an obstetrician.
Few-Seat-9670@reddit
/s
neilpwalker@reddit
I really thought that was going to take a darker turn…
SerDankTheTall@reddit
Mods please ban this guy for not posting it in r/dadjokes.
colBoh@reddit
It's quite tragic, really. They were only together for ten months (I think. Might've been a little shorter.) before they were taken away from each other. Their separation was painful, a messy, and involved drugs.
gott_in_nizza@reddit
And blood. So much blood.
zvbxrpo@reddit
It’s a permanent separation. No going back.
fckcarrots@reddit
Roll Tide
vanilla_disco@reddit
No, that's not the punchline here.
Simply-Jolly_Fella@reddit
Nice