My dad always said the way to a woman's heart was...

Posted by Sauterneandbleu@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments

Know what she really means when she says "I'm fine," notice her new haircut, when she asks if she looks okay, you say, "You look fantastic!"

But the way to a man's heart is, show up unexpectedly, naked under a trenchcoat, and bring beer.

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Emperormike1st@reddit

Fastest way to a man's heart is an incision between the 4th and 5th intercostals, at the clavicular line.

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pezdal@reddit

Thank-you Mr. Dahmer, but it’s way past lunchtime

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Kroepoeksklok@reddit

My mom always said that the fastest way to a man’s hard is through his stomach. She was a terrible surgeon.

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

This comment was head and shoulders above the rest

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Unique_613@reddit

You’ll be hungry later, and grateful that someone was thinking ahead. You,re welcome!

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VirgoDog@reddit

Much easier to just go straight up under the rib cage

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Stringy63@reddit

That's the way to get a man's heart on

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pezdal@reddit

… careful or you’ll be wearing it on your sleeve

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NewGuy-1964@reddit

And this is why I like men. Except for me, it's not beer. It's Mimosas.

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Your answer is hilarious because we had a guy in my office that would often work late. When his wife got frustrated with his late hours she would come in a long raincoat (AKA Trench Coat). His office was right across the atrium for mine and I would see her turn her back to the windows and open her coat wide open. He would watch wide eyed and then almost immediately leave with her. So I think your Dad was right.

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

My father always told me "The way to a woman's heart is...

...through her left breast."

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Geriatric48@reddit

Ozzie foreplay “are you awake dear?”

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MyMomSaysIAmCool@reddit

I don't get the joke. What is foreplay?

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geekMD69@reddit

That list is too short by a LARGE margin.

The goalposts are always moving. One neglectful day undoes weeks of hard work.

It’s a scam. Always has been. And women get scammed by men just as often in other ways. Only a lot of times it ends up with them getting injured or killed. So I guess there’s that….

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