I wanted to start jogging for my health.
Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments
But Proverbs 28:1 says that the wicked run when no one is chasing them.
Well....... that settles that.
T1o2n4y@reddit
If you don't like cardio, follow 1 Corinthians 9:26, where Paul says he doesn't run aimlessly. It's a good theological excuse to stop being "wicked". 😉
kamuelak@reddit
No good deed goes unpunished.
StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)
So say we all! 😐😁😐
T1o2n4y@reddit
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again. 🤞
Holiday-Job-9137@reddit
I started jogging but I had to quit. It was making my beer foam up.
h_grytpype_thynne@reddit
"I'll take up jogging when I see a jogger who looks like they're enjoying it." - Joan Rivers
Goobamonkey@reddit
I was going to start running, but I sprained my will to get fit..