Elvis Presley climbs out of the pool, fully clothed and completely soaked, for the fifth time that day.
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Priscilla says, "Elvis, what's going on?"
Elvis replies, "I can't help falling in, love."
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
Well, wise men do say.
copout@reddit
This had me all shook up.
MrJim63@reddit
A whole lotta shaking going on
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
Said Jerry Lee Lewis from a chaise lounge.
pooperstud@reddit
That’s because you ain’t nuthin but a hound dog.
Fisemada@reddit
Ahuhuh
Fun_Eggplant_2433@reddit
Wow very adolescent 😂
traylo1970@reddit
My pet mouse 'Elvis' died this morning. He was caught in a trap.
frickshun@reddit
I heard he was only there for the zip line.
michael_landrup@reddit
emotional physics detected: constant downward attraction
CurNoSeoul@reddit
Tim Vine is fine
RIPcompo@reddit
Indeed, Harry Hill podcast?
Alternative-Iron-930@reddit
I heard him say this one the other week, it was definitely one of my favourites for the next few days
daveshops@reddit
It's these blue suede shoes. Slippery AF
franklyiam@reddit
Don’t quit day job…
ARobertNotABob@reddit
Pool attendant, so ...
DepartmentOfJustAss@reddit
Don't be cruel.
shwarma_heaven@reddit
This joke needs to be Returned To Sender
Poncherelly@reddit
Don’t blame him, he just a hound dog
Blippy_Swipey@reddit
Oh, stop crying all the time
RoninRobot@reddit
I, for one, could use a little less conversation.
Poncherelly@reddit
But It Feels So Right
wademealing@reddit
Then he pulled in priscilla and said "with you".
am_cruiser@reddit
I got stung by this joke
oxgillette@reddit
He’s fallen in the water
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
"Elvis has left the building!!" "Nah, he's in the pool ... again."
Europapoint@reddit
That rocked the Jailhouse.
coworker@reddit
Who?
dot1910@reddit
Piscina
Few_Mammoth2224@reddit
There should be a new sub for r/DumbJokes 😁
OutlandishnessOk8356@reddit
There should be a new sub for r/IDon'tHaveAnythingNiceToSayButI'llSayItAnyway
IcebergDarts@reddit
lol on a side note, r/idon is banned from Reddit
OutlandishnessOk8356@reddit
Lol, apparently an apostrophe breaks the link 🙄
Duster526@reddit
Your comment would be the most viewed joke!
kurujiru@reddit
You’re in it.
MukdenMan@reddit
It works better if Elvis is British. Americans don’t really use “love” that way.
lawtrafalgar02@reddit
grabs her, jumps in a sixth time "wiiiith you"
Portuguese6uy@reddit
Return to sender
CorporalCabbage@reddit
Is there a name for jokes like this? Jokes where the punchline is like a summary of the premise? I seem to see them a lot on here, though the punchline is usually full of puns.
johnp299@reddit
Dad joke?
finger_licking_robot@reddit
after that, they announced a pool party just for fans. a large crowd was standing outside, waiting to be let in. there was not enough space for everyone, so they asked presley whom he would let in.
presley said: “wise men say: only fools. rush in.”
sherriffflood@reddit
I wonder what he said when an argument ensued and the atmosphere died down 🤨
S_NJ_Guy@reddit
That's as funny as Elvis Presley walking down a leprosy wing of a hospital singing, 'What's eating you baby'.
wheresmythingymabob@reddit
Heehee 🤭