Adult joke - shaving
Posted by Blight-Princess@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Do you know why I shave my pussy and wait a day before I masturbate?
Hair today, goon tomorrow.
Posted by Blight-Princess@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Do you know why I shave my pussy and wait a day before I masturbate?
Hair today, goon tomorrow.
Lavaknight22@reddit
I'm laughing because I don't understand this
One_Economist_3761@reddit
There’s a phrase “Here today, gone tomorrow”
This changes “here” to “hair” and “gone” to “goon” (meaning “to masturbate”)
sdarkpaladin@reddit
I'm pretty sure the meaning of this word has changed do much the past few years.
It used to mean to edge but not release.
kydar1@reddit
I’ve never heard of rubbing one out called “gooning”
IamaHyoomin@reddit
it's a fairly new slang term that is mostly used ironically. Don't think I've ever heard someone over the age of 20 say it
One_Economist_3761@reddit
I learned this relatively recently.
2whatextent@reddit
Me too. I've learned a lot of things I probably never wanted to know.
hollyesterwombat@reddit
Thankfully for explaining. "Goon" in my country is boxed wine so I had no idea.
OctopusofObfuscation@reddit
TIL.
Mulks23@reddit
Hair, goone today, cumming tomorrow
😂
TurtleBullet@reddit
Good one, could use it as a tag line for a grooming device too. I would lol.
Blight-Princess@reddit (OP)
grooming or gooning device?
TurtleBullet@reddit
Uh that's a hell yeah from me ngl haha.
Arttylux@reddit
So… the 80’s movie «The Goonies» gets a (w)hole new meaning.
Ornac_The_Barbarian@reddit
They WERE trying to get One Eyed Willy's load.
Comprehensive_Boat32@reddit
I stubbled on that one
Ok_Difference_580@reddit
That joke belongs in the “so dumb it loops back to funny” category
roughczech@reddit
Idk if that quite bakes the loopback...
Somebody_II@reddit
At this point we're just laughing at the dumbness of the joke
maddeninglemon@reddit
It's the joke equivalent of a porcelain urinal in the art world. Only the most distinguished of comedy connoisseurs can reach the level of comedic enlightenment to truly understand its avant-guard nature.
Menelatency@reddit
Be very careful searching reddit for the meaning of goon. Don’t ask me how I know. 😱
JonnyElbows_AA@reddit
This is the same punchline for Little Bunny Fufu.
zhulkgr25@reddit
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles
In my shoes
Just to see
What it's like
To be me
I'll be you
Let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to
Feel your pain
You feel mine
Go inside each other's minds
Just to see
What we'd find
Lookin shit through each other's eyes
Almost_Infamous@reddit
Dumb maybe but at least not a repost..
Yeti181828282@reddit
wait I don’t get it can someone explain?
MrInCog_@reddit
It’s a play on “here today - gone tomorrow”
Yeti181828282@reddit
oh okay thanks
AbbreviationsNew9753@reddit
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA MY GAWD I LOST IT
Gedley69@reddit
It can be a hairy moment when telling a joke, but you gave us a smooth delivery.