(OC) Whats a vampires least favorite food? Posted by poozapper@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments Steak.
[-] Beatless7@reddit Have you heard about the cocaine addicted vampire? He would snort entire blood lines! (Sorry, I made it up just now)
[-] DiscombobulatedSun54@reddit I don't think a steak through the stomach is bad for a vampire. Now, a steak as an intravenous injection so that it goes through the heart, that would be bad, I guess.
[-] XilamBalam@reddit Makin' stake-as, makin' mega stake-as,Take some stake-as and I'll make a mega stake-ah...
[-] nerankori@reddit Don't B negative about it [-] Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit But I'm really Trying to provide A Positive outlook
Beatless7@reddit
Have you heard about the cocaine addicted vampire? He would snort entire blood lines! (Sorry, I made it up just now)
Longtime2692@reddit
What's a vampires least favourite song?
"Another one bites the dust"
jthsbay@reddit
The only fruit he will eat?
Blood oranges.
Sonyguyus@reddit
Any human food actually
DiscombobulatedSun54@reddit
I don't think a steak through the stomach is bad for a vampire. Now, a steak as an intravenous injection so that it goes through the heart, that would be bad, I guess.
Pirat@reddit
This could have been a better joke if it wasn't delivered so woodenly.
XilamBalam@reddit
Makin' stake-as, makin' mega stake-as,Take some stake-as and I'll make a mega stake-ah...
nerankori@reddit
Don't B negative about it
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
But I'm really Trying to provide A Positive outlook
Whitewolf225@reddit
Cumquat
Its4MeitSnot4U@reddit
In garlic sauce.