Judge:
— Madam, how many cucumbers were in the jar you stole from the store?
— 15.
— 15 days in jail.
Husband:
— Your Honor, she also stole a jar of corn.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​