A hillbilly couple is lying in bed
Posted by bangedupfruit@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Otis turns to his wife and says “Fuck you”.
A minute goes by and then Rita Mae turns to Otis and says “Fuck you”.
Another couple of minutes pass and Otis says “Fuck you” again to his wife.
This back and forth goes on for a bit longer when Otis finally turns to his wife and says “You know, oral sex ain’t much fun”.
floppybunny26@reddit
I'm sorry. Explanation?
cwthree@reddit
They think "oral sex" means saying sexual things at each other instead of using mouths and genitals together.
Affectionate_One_700@reddit
What? How could you ... eww!
FFF_in_WY@reddit
Just pop in a green jolly rancher
StarG8r@reddit
My first thought, instead of them not knowing what oral sex is, was the hillbillies performing a 69 when Rita Mae accidentally passes gas followed by a succession of spite farting
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
My wife and I do it doggy style.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
—— Rodney Dangerfield.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
I actually hafd a friend who’s mom insisted that oral sex was just conversation about sex.
leftcoast-usa@reddit
You mean it's not?
antobotolo@reddit
This is the kind of joke mom's tell right before laughing harder than everyone else in the room.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
She was totally serious. Said it often and never laughed about it.
sgt_dismas@reddit
How old were you and the friend at the time? Definitely seems like something a parent would say to their kid to not have to talk about it.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
I was 17 and she was 20 when we met working at McDonald’s.
Etnoriasthe1st@reddit
I think that would be Aural Sex
DuffMiver8@reddit
Not in the ear! Not in the ear!
ugotamesij@reddit
At least make sure you use protection if you don't want to end up with hearing AIDS
Aardvark51@reddit
"Fuck knows"
"Fuck knows"
"Fuck knows"
"This nasal sex isn't too great either"
cheesey_bois@reddit
Putting your nose in someone else’s business can definitely be fun.
boethius61@reddit
Nasal sex had bigger problems. 😳
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Oral Sex it isn't:
My darling asked me what I wanted for Xmas, and I said, "Nothing would make me happier than oral Sex."
So that's what she gave me.
Nothing.
dutchdoomsday@reddit
Reminded me of:
For my birthday, I got a Rolex from my lesbian neighbours. I think they misunderstood me...
fifikinz@reddit
Can you explain this one? I don’t get it
gauchogolfer@reddit
He wanted ‘to’ watch, not ‘a’ watch
OldElvis1@reddit
"I wanna watch" is what he said.
mrdoodle123@reddit
He said “I wanna watch”
Kathucka@reddit
“A Rolex” sounds like “oral sex”. A little.
fifikinz@reddit
Ah! Haha - thank you
Allaplgy@reddit
(you replied to yourself here.)
_Lane_@reddit
Damn! I wish I had lesbian neighbors who'd give me expensive gifts.
Then if I really wanted to watch lesbians have fun in the bedroom,* I'd sell the Rolex and get a subscription to [favoritePornSiteName].
*As a gay man, I'm quite content without watching, but good for the girls -- have some fun!
ricefed@reddit
Me, I only got a Swatch. I think they misheard me.
oracledp@reddit
My wife and I war into S&M, she sleeps and I masturbate...
Economy_Pack_9086@reddit
IN THE EAR.. Because everytime he tried to put it into her mouth she turned her head!
True-Lawyer-7522@reddit
love birds looking good
writingonwall3413@reddit
That's f*cked up 😂 my hill people know better
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
Hallway sex. When you pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you"
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
I should warn you that this joke is going to be outright stolen by me and told to friends.
EXCELLENT!
bangedupfruit@reddit (OP)
Thanks. I overheard my father’s friend tell it to my dad about 25 years ago. He was a salesman and always had funny jokes.