I had my first threesome tonight.
Posted by jeihkeih@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
There were two no shows but I had fun.
Posted by jeihkeih@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
There were two no shows but I had fun.
Sea-Apple-7890@reddit
Is it still a threesome if your dog licks your arse when you’re giving it to your wife from behind?
raytoei@reddit
Me myself and I
ALittleBayEaster@reddit
The palm sister's were a delight.
ArtisticMoney2317@reddit
Rosy Palm and her 5 daughters
ExtremeConcentrate24@reddit
Rosie Palmer
SergioSBloch@reddit
I’d feel guilty disappointing 2 girls at the same time - but it would be an awesome 35 seconds!!
RickPitino@reddit
I can disappoint one in 15 seconds!
ExtremeConcentrate24@reddit
O
LLCoolDave82@reddit
If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.
SergioSBloch@reddit
Priceless!!
KaitoTheRamenBandit@reddit
This is just an Orgy for One
millerphi@reddit
Ah, there it is.
Estproph@reddit
I thought you were going to say it was a sandwich with mayo, cheese, and James River sauce
arsperug@reddit
I also had my first threesome tonight,my wife is pregnant.
Muted-Valuable-1699@reddit
„Last night, I had sex with twins!“
„OMG, but how do you know who is who?“
„Easy. Tina is shaved, an Tim got a tattoo on the shoulder.“
Henri_Dupont@reddit
If you have a threesome, and two don't show, you cust be handsome.
birdsacre@reddit
A man goes to the doctor
Doc you gotta give me some lineament I’m sore as hell
I’m sorry to hear that son, what happened
Well I had a great night planned. I took some viagra and I had 2 beautiful girls coming over.
You dog, So you need something for your pecker?
No, for my arm. They didn’t show!
TheWriter990@reddit
Well let us se some photos.
Old_Kaleidoscope_980@reddit
Just me, myself, and I.
relpmeraggy@reddit
If two people is a twosome, and three people a threesome, I think I know why they call you handsome!