A professor arrives on the first day of the sex ed class and asks the class, "How many positions do you know?" A girl says, "Twelve."
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The professor nods and gets ready to call on someone else when someone yells from the back row of the auditorium, "A hundred and one."
The professor looks over his thick glasses but can't make out who had spoken. He calls on a fellow who says, "Seven."
And once again from the very back the guy yells, "A hundred and one."
The professor then calls on a very shy lady in front, who says, "Only one, sir. The man on top and woman on the bottom."
And the voice from the back shouts, "A hundred and two!"
mastafishere@reddit
Can someone help me, I don’t get it
isrararrafi@reddit
Neither do I.
shiviam@reddit
I now know 4, although fourth one will be difficult to achieve.
TheTaoOfMe@reddit
Because it involves the parrots? I know, it’s also been on my list for ages
shiviam@reddit
What kind of sick fuck wants to have sex involving parrots?
It involves gerbil.
TheTaoOfMe@reddit
A realm of possibilities awaits you my friend
n3uropath@reddit
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead.
CaliCheezHed@reddit
Armageddon!
CaliCheezHed@reddit
https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk?si=V8VEz7OtHZIw5UPR
Visible_Fruit_455@reddit
Of course
speculatrix@reddit
I struggled in sex ed.. some things were hard to grasp
TeaVinylGod@reddit
A Madam posted a classified. It read "Now Hiring All Positions"
SpendHefty6066@reddit
The sex-ed teacher walks into the first day of 7th grade holding a banana and says that today he will teach the class how to put on a condom. Little Sally in the front row asks, “what’s the banana for?” The teacher peels it and eats it saying, “I can never get an erection on an empty stomach.”
LostBetsRed@reddit
A professor walks into his sex ed class and places a banana on his desk. "Class," he says, "Today I will demonstrate the proper way to put on a condom."
The class buzzes with excitement. A student raises his hand. "Professor, what is the banana for?"
"Well," says the professor, reaching for his zipper, "You don't expect me to get an erection on an empty stomach, do you?"
Boot_Effective@reddit
I hate to be the one, but those topics are off limits in sex ed class.
Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work@reddit
So would you say you hate to be the one less than you hate being the one cause that’s the vibe I’m getting
Dzjeek@reddit
Heard it before but it was a long time ago. This one never gets old.
Atzkicica@reddit
Hah! Nice!