If you woke up with grass stains on your knees and a used condom hanging out your bum would you tell anyone?
Posted by Greybeard111@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
“Of course not, no never”
Wanna go for a picnic on Sunday?
SportsDegen1867@reddit
Y'know what I call that?
A Wednesday
SpendHefty6066@reddit
Wednesday is kinda hot. In a goth way.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
Look, you don’t need to drug me, I’d rather remember it anyway. Keep it to recreational levels. Show me a clean STI test that’s recent enough and we can skip the condom too.
StarsBear75063@reddit
Mike: "If you woke up in the woods with a hangover and a used condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone?"
Ike: "Hell no!!"
Mike: "Want to go camping?"^(*)
^(*[1970s version])
notyourregularninja@reddit
Depends on the condom size!!
crossroader1@reddit
Might do some light bragging.
Greybeard111@reddit (OP)
What are you trying to do get an invitation to a long weekend?
crossroader1@reddit
How "long" we talking ?
Greybeard111@reddit (OP)
Got any money?
crossroader1@reddit
Awww, I was dreaming of true love...
SynonymSpice@reddit
Asking for a friend?
Andre-Mercelet@reddit
No, why? What have you heard?