Two doctors were complaining about nurse Lucy, who is filling in because the hospital is so short-staffed. The first doctor says, "I told Lucy that Mr. Smith in room 310 was to get two pills at 10 o'clock. Instead she gave him 10 pills at 2 o'clock."

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"Tell me about it," says the second doctor. "Mr. Miller in room 325 was supposed to get one injection at 6 o'clock, but Lucy gave him six injections at 1 o'clock."

Suddenly the doctors hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hallway. The first doctor says, "Oh no! I just realized I told Lucy to prick Mr. Johnson's boil!"