The teacher asked the class to write down their thoughts on what power is.
Posted by Upstate_Gooner_1972@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Then she began reading them aloud.
"Power is when you do good!" - Okay, that's nice, Tammy.
"Power is when you do good and punish evil!" - Wonderful, Jessica!
"Power is when you have a lot of money and can sleep with any girl you want!" - Johnny! You’re writing nonsense again! Rewrite that right this instant!
Little Johnny starts rewriting it.
The teacher: "Well, are you done? Read it."
Little Johnny: "Power is the right and ability to impose one's own will, and destroy the dreams of others."
itsjakerobb@reddit
Power is the ability to crush the enemy and hear the lamentations of their women!
RansomStark78@reddit
I wanna be Tommy hoe, is a better punchline from joke 189
piper63-c137@reddit
nailed it. say it loud for the folks in the back!
189
notyourregularninja@reddit
Am I in the jokes sub? Why is this turning into a darker sub?
Raddish_Crunch@reddit
This sub has been roasted until it turned golden brown and all the cheese melted.
Evylynn@reddit
Dark humor is like food. Some people just don’t get it.
Kind_Substance_2865@reddit
Dark humour is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
AdventurousGlass7432@reddit
Basic healthcare
Responsible-Art3311@reddit
Yes! This is perfect!
Inevitable-Big5590@reddit
This doesn't qualify as a joke imo.
rk06@reddit
it is anti joke. you expect a joke and get life lesson instead
Gilchester@reddit
I'm probably dumb but I don't get it
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
He's referring to what the teacher did.
oilypop9@reddit
In having him rewrite his opinion. She had the right to impose her will and shatter his dream of hot cars and fast women.
Boot_Effective@reddit
Watt is the unit of power.
I don't know.
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Ohm completely in the dark my own self.
Jellodyne@reddit
Ampre plexed myself
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Did your joke get spellchecked out of funny? No matter, if you meant Ampere pissed himself, good one. Otherwise I don't get it. Is that like the electrician who was changing the wiring in a house from US to UK standards? He was revolting.
JimDixon@reddit
"Am perplexed".
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Oh, that's good. Missed that completely. I read it as "Am-pee-er-ed himself." Shows where my mind is at. Ooops. Have to go to the bathroom. Enlarged prostate.
Normal-Internal164@reddit
Same kids learn “contagious”
Tammy “if you catch a cold it might contagious” Jessica “Chicken pox are contagious” Johnny “I was driving to school with my Dad and we saw a man cutting his lawn with nail scissors. My Dad said it will take that c*** ages”
A_Crawling_Bat@reddit
The real joke is in the comments lol
Frido1976@reddit
aren't they always.....
Shilverr@reddit
Johnny definitely took that lesson in a completely different direction lol.
Frido1976@reddit
Hey, Johnny's not that smart! Must've been another smart-johnny!
Snoo_76684@reddit
P=E*R squared
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
"Pi R Squared!" "Nah, pie are round! Brownie are square!"
Kind_Substance_2865@reddit
power is a measurement of rate of work done, usually measured in joules per second (Watts) or horsepower (hp).
New-Job1761@reddit
Not a joke.
Cultural-Company282@reddit
Is this a joke or a discourse on philosophy?
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
My guess is it's a quote from somebody famous we all should know. Ima google it right now. BRB.
Gil-Gandel@reddit
And now that teacher is a Reddit moderator.
ApolloniusTyaneus@reddit
Power is what you do after she pows you first.
taloncard815@reddit
I thought this is supposed to be jokes not reality
sdarkpaladin@reddit
Power is what is increasing in cost right now due to the oil crisis.
DaoFerret@reddit
Power is what was increasing in cost, even before the oil crisis due to subsidizing AI data-centers for “reasons”.
donh-@reddit
I am laughing. Darkly.
kmondschein@reddit
Dark.