According to the Big Bang Theory, the whole universe used to be in a hot dense state.
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 41 comments
Isn't it incredible that the entire universe used to be in Texas?
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Wish I could ballot-stuff upvotes. now that I think about it though, Texans might just believe their state is at the center of the universe.
Raa03842@reddit
Yeah. It’s a true black hole.
uli-knot@reddit
Henlien’s book had the back door to hell in west Texas. And having lived there I won’t dispute it
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Stranger in a Strange Land?
uli-knot@reddit
Job: a comedy of justice
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Thanks, On list.
xantec15@reddit
As far as we know, every point in the universe is it's center. Including Texas.
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Yeah, but I'm sure the Texas center is more central.
glazedfaith@reddit
Well, the center is bigger in Texas, anyway
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Good straight line.
azuljester@reddit
Texas is unfortunately to right to be central…
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Bazinga! (Shit, I wish I could turn off autocorrect.)
notcrappyofexplainer@reddit
You can always tell a Texan, you just can’t tell them much.
justme1522000@reddit
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started, wait
KawaiiFoxPlays@reddit
The Earth began to cool
Videoroadie@reddit
The autotrophs began to drool
oceanwaiting@reddit
Neanderthals developed tools
TurrPhenir@reddit
We built a wall
wilstev@reddit
We built the pyramids.
NightFuryToni@reddit
Math Science History
DaoFerret@reddit
Unraveling the mystery
FantasticComedy@reddit
It all started with a Big Bang
boredcircuits@reddit
Bang!
SpaceForceAwakens@reddit
God I hate that fucking show.
glazedfaith@reddit
What's in the box?
nerm2k@reddit
Texas really isn’t that dense. Unless you’re talking about the citizens.
Kaug23@reddit
Checks out. Sheldon was from Texas, and the universe circled him.
Pleasant_Flatworm866@reddit
Very good. That's so true. But as he grew up and Amy showed him what his willy was for he got a bit better socialized.
BigVos@reddit
https://imgflip.com/i/arvgvx
Arkvoodle42@reddit
Well the same theory also suggested Jim Parsons is funny.
Not everything is accurate.
clemclem3@reddit
It's called the Sydney Sweeney theory
SofEdM@reddit
It's true. Everything is BIGGER in Texas!
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Except Texas c is only big on the minds of Texans, it ain't that big in reality
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
Dude. Texas is like 5 times the size of the entire USA
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Yeah, therein lies part of the real problem. Exaggeration is overdone by wankers
arcticmischief@reddit
If you cut Alaska in half, Texas’d be the third-largest state.
If you cut Alaska in thirds at low tide, Texas would be the fourth-largest state.
BROTHERBEARMASTER@reddit
You have clearly never heard of Florida.
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
In my universe I thought I was a hot, intense date but really I'm way over 40 and expansion started now I'm over weight. I thought I was cool, but I'm a tool that tends to drool and I its been 14 Billion years since my last bang.
Studly_54@reddit
Well said.
PineappleFit317@reddit
Once you get out of the cities, it’s less dense. Lots of wide open space. Still hot though.
jbochsler@reddit
The density of the population is not a function of the population density.