If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, then girls with one leg should work at IHOP.

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Altruistic-Bag3161@reddit

Ugh. Really? That's the best you could do?

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brooos60609@reddit

Waiting for your recommendation on girls who work at In 'n Out Burger...

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prindacerk@reddit

Must have read it as "jerk in the box".

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FoxtrotSierraTango@reddit

Worry not, I had a Hooters waitress tell me this joke 20 years ago. She stood on one foot and jumped up and down to deliver the punchline. 10/10, perfect execution.

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AAron27265@reddit

Don't get me started on the women that work at Dick's

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tehbanz@reddit

Or what do you call a one legged waitress at IHOP?

Ilene.

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Evil_Weevil_Knievel@reddit

There’s an actual one legged dancer I local boudoir group that calls herself Ilene Wright.

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lightaugust@reddit

Wait. Why does she have to work at IHOP? Wouldn’t that work anywhere?

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tehbanz@reddit

Yeah it’s just one of those double edged jokes. It could also be where does a one legged waitress work? I hop. I’ve maybe been day drinking.

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bigb1@reddit

How about this structure: "Where does a one-legged waitress work? I hop. What's her name? Ilene."

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tehbanz@reddit

Here’s one me and my old traveling companion wrote, why was Jeffery dahmer a hipster?

He ate 5 guys before it was cool.

Thank you I’ll be here until the seroquel kicks in.

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tehbanz@reddit

Pretty sure that’s how I heard it. Thanks friend.

I just left comedy night at the local bar and it was a bunch of amateurs just spitballing jokes all night, I highly recommend going to one if you like to write.

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drgojirax@reddit

What do you call an asian one legged waitress at IHOP?

Irene.

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One-eyed-snake@reddit

My father’s girlfriend has one leg. Very nice Chinese lady. They e had an on and off thing for probably 30 years

We call her Irene. Well, everyone besides my father.

She actually likes it. And gets the joke. Occasionally she will introduce herself to people as such. It’s a hoot

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Nshad86@reddit

Wouldn't they have a prosthetic making them capable of still walking?.. maybe I'm just over thinking this.

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UserIDTBD@reddit

True. If she had a wooden leg and her name’s Peg, then she’d work at Long John Silver’s.

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There was an IHOP I used to go to and it was located in Ohio near the corner of Tylersville Rd and Cox Rd. It was closer to Cox Rd, so initially its address was on Cox Rd. I remember hearing the hostess answer the phone and say “IHOP on Cox” and had a good laugh.

Later, they changed their address to Tylersville Rd.

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