Farts are like children.
Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 40 comments
I'm proud of mine but disgusted by yours.
Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 40 comments
I'm proud of mine but disgusted by yours.
winthroprd@reddit
Sometimes they turn out to be little shits.
bigredcar@reddit
The best humor is always in the comments.
StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)
This comment is always in the comments.
hello_raleigh-durham@reddit
Pushing them too hard can backfire.
Ok_Package_6921@reddit
You always think you can trust them… until they show up at the worst possible moment.
Emergency_Station_15@reddit
Winner!
StarsBear75063@reddit (OP)
You are absolutely true. 😐😑😐
FunkiestLizard@reddit
I take pills to make them go away
supedupshortbus@reddit
Once you push one out, you can't put it back in.
SerDuckOfPNW@reddit
Peter Griffin has entered the chat
RaoulLaila@reddit
Actually that was Quagmire lol
KemCheese@reddit
They can be found in a gay man's asshole
humperty@reddit
Tried setting fire to mine.
ktka@reddit
Unlike children, you can abandon them in the elevator.
roominating237@reddit
They can make you laugh if you're high. Or sober.
eutohius@reddit
Black and with a spoon inside them
lawtonesque@reddit
https://media1.tenor.com/m/W7hpvIrWCpEAAAAd/simpsons-sex-cauldron.gif
ubermidget1@reddit
It's fun to light them on fire?
Barjack521@reddit
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
DaFoxtrot86@reddit
Last time I heard this joke, the punchline was "Mine are barely tolerable, but I can't stand anyone else's"
ccReptilelord@reddit
I've told that I shouldn't release them in public and walk away.
CompetitionPuzzled30@reddit
Leash your farts, sirrah.
dunson28@reddit
You can't hold on to them forever.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
If you love them, let them go…
dunson28@reddit
Just when you think you are finally done with one, another comes along.
dunson28@reddit
When they make a noise in the middle of the night, you know you are in trouble
dunson28@reddit
They are loud,messy and hard to control in public.
dunson28@reddit
You only like your own.
ardiebo@reddit
They can be fun, but not the ones that come by accident.
sulldanivan@reddit
They should be smelled and not heard.
bradleybeee@reddit
I lost count of how many I've made.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
Elon?
Unkorked@reddit
When you are about to have one, you hope you don't shit the bed.
Rodessenth@reddit
The worst fart is the best fart, the worst kid is not the best kid.
RASGAS23@reddit
The silent ones can turn out to be deadly
pjtrpjt@reddit
And the best punchline is in the comments.
mrgraff@reddit
You should only feel comfortable making them with your partner
Jadedslave124@reddit
Never trust a fart. Never trust a kid
Physical-Radio-8769@reddit
Hahaha
SirDucer84@reddit
Smelly, and annoying