My wife was explaining to our grandson that the bird that delivers babies is called a Stork

Grandson replied, "Cool, and grandad told me that the bird that prevents pregnancy is called the Swallow."

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And that’s how the fight started

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And the maid fainted

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And the nurses all started clapping

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And the DNA test company called

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And that DNA test company? Albert Einstein.