A man walks into a brothel and says he wants an experience like he’s never had before.

Posted by TastyPoopKnife@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments

The lady behind the desk nods with a devious smile and says room 2. The man enters the room and sees a very plain looking middle aged woman. She comes over to him and pops out her eyeball from the socket and says, “in here”. He has the most incredible experience of his entire life by far. As he was leaving he said oh my God I must see you again.

She said, “I’ll keep an eye out for you” !!!!

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AungZeya@reddit

What would it be called though? Eyejob? Socketjob?

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Slight-Ad8511@reddit

This made me Joker-cackle!

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mrcorde@reddit

I didn’t see it coming

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General_Disaray_1974@reddit

My dad told me that joke in about 1987, I hear it every time the term Keep an Eye out is used.

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TastyPoopKnife@reddit (OP)

Son is that you?

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TastyPoopKnife@reddit (OP)

It is an oldie but a goodie

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High_Sierra_1946@reddit

First time I heard this joke I laughed so hard I kicked the bottom out of my crib.

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TastyPoopKnife@reddit (OP)

Hahahaha now that’s even better comedy!. Although that may make you over 100 years old so nice to still have you with us great Grampa!!!

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AJAX214_@reddit

Anthill kids moment

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Grant_Winner_Extra@reddit

By Odin’s eye, that’s a knee slapper. Or a skull fucker more precisely

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Zirnike@reddit

"and I certainly hope he got both eyes..."

/Obscure joke

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kirbsan@reddit

I think that is the first dirty joke I heard back in '56, when I was 7.

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Westy___758@reddit

I heard similar years ago, where a priest after many years in the church. Wanted to experience sex, but the bible forbids it. So he questioned a hooker about his predicament. Can’t do anal, can’t do oral etc. how about optical sex? Asks the hooker. Well the bible doesn’t say anything about optical sex. So they have at it and the priest has the time of his life and says he’ll definitely be back. And she says i’ll keep an eye out for ya.

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bmxxtc@reddit

i heard a similar joke, there was a rumor about a woman in brothel who could give blowjob and whistle a national anthem at the same time. Man goes to check it out, she invites him in the room, turns off the light and starts going down on him. While he was getting the best blowjob of his life, she actually starts whistling a national anthem! Man, shocked, turns on the light and on a nightstand sees a glass eye.

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