Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
Neo: There is no chicken.
Jupitor13@reddit
There has to be a Schrödinger‘s chicken.
Reviewingremy@reddit
It's on both sides of the road smatanously until you check.
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
Yes, Neo saw a chicken. Then another that looked just like it.
adrenalinda75@reddit
But was it the same chicken? - Trinity
Krace11008@reddit
And it can be both alive and dead at the same time.
Starsky137@reddit
And at the same time, no, there doesn't.
LowAbbreviations2151@reddit
Perfect. Precisely perfect answer. Love it
Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)
It's a chicken or a duck, depending on how you look at it.
Frankenfucker@reddit
To show the armadillo thatis can actually be done.
Secret-Tennis7214@reddit
The one I heard LONG ago was "To show the raccoons and skunks that it CAN be done." No armadillos in Vermont.
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
Chicken here , and I don't approve all these questions about why I crossed the road ,. Mind yer own gawddamn biznus
Waste_Ingenuity5535@reddit
Which came 1st the chicken or the egg? Probably why it was crossing the road in the 1st place
mutontette@reddit
Also to prove to the possum that it CAN be done.
Feisty-Height897@reddit
Because the government appropriated the farm and built a road down the middle of it.
foss4all@reddit
Heisenberg is stopped by the cops.
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No."
"85."
"Great, now I'm lost!"
Jzchessman@reddit
Schrödinger is in the passenger seat.
Cop: “Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?”
Schrödinger, angrily: “Well, we do NOW.”
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
Heisenberg: I'm uncertain whether the chicken really existed
BioletVeauregarde33@reddit
Heinrich Hoffmann: To teach other chickens a lesson, of course.
Practical-Archer-124@reddit
Why did the rooster cross the basketball court? It heard the referees were blowing fowls
Kind_Substance_2865@reddit
Nietzsche: if you gaze too long across the road, the road gazes also across you.
Klotzster@reddit
I long for a day when chickens can cross roads without everyone questioning their motives
Hippie-chick-4ever@reddit
Me too! You nailed it 😆
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Colonel Sanders: "It was finger lickin' good!"
TriumphDaWonderPooch@reddit
Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"