Two wealthy men who have been competing since childhood, decide to see who can get the better limousine

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To speed things up, the wealthy men will be called WM1 and WM2.

They each give the other a month to buy and customize their limo. But they don't get the chance to do the unveil as WM2 has to go out of town on business.

About a week later WM1 while riding in his limo, sees another brand new limo, and orders his driver to follow it. Before long the other limo pulls over, and WM1 goes and knocks on the tinted window. It rolls down and sure enough it was WM2. W1 then smugly says "I thought that was you!" Then he points to his own limo and says "Mine's got the works. Reclining leather armchair, cocktail bar with quality aged liquor, full temperature control, 5G hotspot wifi, wide screen TV with UHD, complete with both a gaming PC and the latest game console. How's that for comfort, eh?"

WM2 just looks irked and says "Well dandy! You got me out of the hot tub just to tell me that!?"