Not sure if already posted but did you hear the one about the choir boy with no hands?
Posted by jeihkeih@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
Doesn’t ring a bell?
Danimal-Tex@reddit
Choir boys don't ring bells
CrazyDazyMazy@reddit
Of course not. Because he doesn't have any hands.
joeinsyracuse@reddit
His face rings a bell…
SnooCupcakes9855@reddit
He could use his forehead or foot if it he was creative. Heck even whip out the Johnson and ring a ding dong.
OvenComplex9666@reddit
Would be better with the “roller” with no hands. ( bell ringer)
ConcernFlat3391@reddit
This makes no sense. The choir doesn’t ring bells. There’s a separate chamber for the bellringers under the bell tower (if the church has bells). The choir stalls are either in the gallery or either side of the nave.
AKMonkey2@reddit
My mother played in her church’s bell choir for years.
ConcernFlat3391@reddit
Thank you; I had never heard of that! I guess I am being chauvinistic about the Church of England, assuming it is the same elsewhere. By a bell choir do you mean she was pulling ropes in the bell tower? How many bell ringers did they have?
Excellent-Platypus76@reddit
But not everyone knows that, they don't all go to church. I thought it was hilarious.
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
Tone to toe deff !
lilmike39@reddit
stavros
ObligationMurky8716@reddit
The kid from the AMA?
MattTheGr8@reddit
My version of this joke is to ask, depending on my audience, either, “What was that guy’s name, in psychology, with the dogs and the drooling? The classical conditioning guy?” or “Who was the guy in that book/Disney movie, the hunchback guy?” And then when they say “Pavlov” or “Quasimodo,” that’s when I hit them with, “Yeah, that rings a bell.”
Excellent-Platypus76@reddit
HA
michael_landrup@reddit
this one got me 😂