My doctor told me I could have a stroke at any time
Posted by RandyKrunkleman@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
Obviously he is a quack because my arm was paralyzed the next time I tried to jerk off
DramaticRoom8571@reddit
the joke is usually told as:
the doctor said I could jerk off whenever I want to
no! the doctor said you could have a stroke at any time
Outrageous_Pace_1529@reddit
I think the new version is better!
neutrino71@reddit
Husband: I'm feeling horny. Might crank one out
Wife: In th middle of Target! Please!
Husband: The doctor said I could masturbate whenever I want!
Wife: Not quite. He said that you could have a stroke at any momentÂ
RandyKrunkleman@reddit (OP)
Correct. I changed it.
saranwrapitup@reddit
Not for the better.
RandyKrunkleman@reddit (OP)
That's just, like, your opinion man
junkyard_robot@reddit
My doctor said I could have a stroke at any time.
But the next time I was sitting on a park bench, I couldn't lift my arm.
Dubbadubbawubwub@reddit
I once walked up to 3 old ladies on a bench and flashed them. 2 of them had a stroke, but the third one couldn't reach.
KittenDust@reddit
To be honest I thought it was weird that the doctor had brought their cat with them to the office in the first place.
tolacid@reddit
My doctor told me I could have a stroke at any time...
...so would I please wait til the examination is over
Cunari@reddit
He should have chosen the time of The Big Bang that way he could be a part of everything
Davey_Kay@reddit
Is the arm not working supposed to relate to having a stroke?
Grayscape@reddit
One of the indicators of a major stroke is partial paralysis or loss of muscle control.
RandyKrunkleman@reddit (OP)
Correct
Sonyguyus@reddit
Just not in my office. Get out!
FearlessFlyer21@reddit
Picturing this with Rodney Dangerfield's voice made this even better.
flying_carabao@reddit
Doctor: "you really should stop jerking off"
Patient: "why? Is it affecting my health?"
Doctor: "no, but I'm examining you right now"
BasketFair3378@reddit
I thought I had a stroke this morning, it felt so good that I had to stroke it again!
WebinAlt@reddit
The doctor is usually right