A man dies and goes to heaven.
Posted by decoy777@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
When he gets there, he is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.
He turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of strawberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.
Finally, he sees someone who appears to be in charge. He runs over and asks the man, "What is going on here?"
The strange man replies, "Everyone here is doing their best to better their souls." Confused at the cryptic answer and curious about the strange man's traditional Mongolian garb, the man asks him to elaborate.
The Buddhist Monk replies, "Sir, having cake is the best way to gain Karma."
dadarkgtprince@reddit
You crafty bastard... Happy cake day
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Thanks!
Elect5643@reddit
The buildup for a Reddit cake day pun is actually diabolical 😠Happy cake day!
Shrikarrr@reddit
r/angryupvote
Draxaria@reddit
As a long time Reddit user this is actually a funny and refreshing joke! Happy cake day!
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Thanks!
Loose-Dirt-Brick@reddit
Happy Cake Day!
godfromabove256@reddit
Screw you! Happy cake day <3
Funny247365@reddit
Tibet would be better than Mongolia.
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Noted, will make that change next year when I repost it again, thanks :)
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
What is this..."repost" phenomenon you speak of?
decoy777@reddit (OP)
My bad every joke is always a brand new never before seen joke before, sorry.
One_Disaster_5995@reddit
Cake day gives you karma? I didn't know that.
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Some people will upvote your comments because of your cake day.
Motion_Means4501@reddit
I'm this far down trying to figure it out and here's the punch line. They has to earn my vote.
psycharious@reddit
I've been on here long, I got the joke. Essentially, every year, on the date that you made your account, a little cake icon will appear next to your name. People have started calling this your "cake day." When people see this icon, they're more inclined to upvote you which results in more "karma." Karma are the points you see in the top corner of your profile. I need to get off this site.
One_Disaster_5995@reddit
418k - not bad. Have another upvote.
newbie527@reddit
I had no idea.
Motion_Means4501@reddit
... and that response proves you are even older than me, like soon you will have your own cake in heaven! /s
Head_Razzmatazz7174@reddit
Devious little snit.
Have my upvote.
TXTruck-Teach@reddit
Take a deep breath. PLS is very slow developing my spouse was diagnosed in 2016 with PLS. We were told at the time that she would have a normal lifespan however she has had a slow decline through the 10 years. She is still able to walk with a walker short distances. Able to understand her with repeating we just go and do things like we would have without PLS.
We had flown a couple of times with her wheelchair and all of the stuff that was needed.
It would be wonderful to have family nearby. All of the children are distant.
newbie527@reddit
This sounds terrible, but I think you hit the wrong sub.
Lanky_Ad6712@reddit
My sister in law has had PLS for over 20 years, and seems to be stable at 68yo.
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Uh is this response to the joke?
Leftover_tech@reddit
I figured they were trying to "batter their souls".
sexdefender4@reddit
That escalated into spiritual baking enlightenment way faster than expected.
Ornac_The_Barbarian@reddit
I hate you for this. Have an upvote.
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Thanks!
CarlJustCarl@reddit
Huh?
decoy777@reddit (OP)
Reddit cake day, day you made your account, it has the cake symbol next to people's names. lots of people will wish you happy cake day and upvote your comments.
No_Wasabi5483@reddit
Huh?
jerdle_reddit@reddit
Happy cake day. Downvoting all your comments for telling this joke.
ShinyUnicornPoo@reddit
I thought it was going to be something about angel food cake.