Family checks into a hotel and father says “I hope the porn is disabled here.”
Posted by Husvent@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 69 comments
“Naw, it’s just regular porn, you sick fuck.” replies the front desk clerk.
CasUalNtT@reddit
On the spectrum of porn genre 'disabled' is relatively mild. Good joke but.
renee_gade@reddit
the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting them out the wheelchair….
mito88@reddit
I fucked a girl with one leg.
I think I should have used my cock instead.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
Let’s be real, no matter how blessed if a leg got in there she wasn’t gonna feel your dick.
demalo@reddit
Usually the wheelchair is the hardest part to digest. Oh, you meant…
WTFNSFWFTW@reddit
Depends how disabled you're talking about. Have you seen, "Steven Fawking's a Brief Fistery of Time"?
saskir21@reddit
Only disabled one I have read is „mom accidentally jerks of disabled son in wheelchair“. Don‘t ask me why I got this recommendation. But find it strange (but will never check) if a paraplegic can even have morning wood.
WTFNSFWFTW@reddit
I know a paraplegic. Yes they can. And when he was in the hospital, one of the nurses actually helped him deal with it.
robgod50@reddit
She beat it out of him?
saskir21@reddit
First of all. Fitting username. Second. Interesting to know.
CasUalNtT@reddit
Thanks, it was only based on seeing a list of porn genres on the home page of a popular site. BTW, my username can be read as casual entity.
saskir21@reddit
Oh answered to @WTFNSFWFTW
Klutzy_Mix4754@reddit
Current me? No. The version of me 30 minutes from now? Probably.
Brock938@reddit
That made me laugh at loud. Rough day but that may have just turned it around for me. Thanks Klutzy!
Sodom_Laser@reddit
Let me know when you’re ready to start exploring black holes.
MrNicoras@reddit
Username checks out
razielsun@reddit
Google only Show me something about history...
Stekor-Tidder@reddit
Is that the one that includes black holes and wormholes?
continuumspud@reddit
I suppose it involves a big bang
bscheck1968@reddit
Give me some time, I just heard it existed
TRUMPKIN_KING@reddit
Someone wasnt at the party
shinobi500@reddit
Time is relative, like the movie's protagonists.
Riothegod1@reddit
I did, it’s so good it’s A Brief History of Fine.
crowmagnuman@reddit
Wait till you see Big Bang 2: Accelerated Expansion
Ok_Grape8420@reddit
Brief Fistery of TIM. I mean...you were so close!
badly-made-username@reddit
The only way that title could be better would be if it were "A Brief Fistery of Tom" 😂
Trips-Over-Tail@reddit
Being disabled should not preclude you from being desired.
CasUalNtT@reddit
Absolutely, I'm not sure why you said this though.
mop-116@reddit
Is it? Being attracted to someone despite a disability is wholesome but being turned on by then because they're disabled is sketchy
CasUalNtT@reddit
I totally agree, my comment was an assumption based on the variety of human experience that exists.
ardotschgi@reddit
You would know, you sick freak.
CasUalNtT@reddit
I actually only consume the mildest possible porn, my insightful comment was due to knowing what people are capable of not from first hand experience. But I make no judgement.
Sawconn@reddit
Simply stop
TehOwn@reddit
I appreciate this reply. It's crazy that people can easily spot a racist joke but an ableist one is fine.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with disabled people making porn nor others enjoying it.
Then again, it's just a joke.
ardotschgi@reddit
Bruh
hughperman@reddit
It is, but a joke's acceptability still reflects a culture's willingness to tolerate specific attitudes.
demalo@reddit
Death is a very serious subject, but we make jokes about it all the time. Why? Because it helps us juxtapose the beauty and absurdity of life.
Like saying “How do you [verb] a [noun]? With their [noun] ya {adverb} [noun]!”
The jokes humor is subjective but the structure is the same. It could be really insensitive and funny at the same time - or sensitive and boring.
This isn’t funny anymore… sorry.
hughperman@reddit
What?
saskir21@reddit
Meh. Some jokes that were acceptable years ago are considered nowadays too offensive. Saw enough online media libraries about comedians where they put a disclaimer before it that it is now considered offensive. Some times I wonder if we have become snowflakes or media just wants to tell us we are this.
Aaron1924@reddit
I like girls with glasses so I guess I'm attracted to a disability?
saskir21@reddit
Depending on where you are it is only a disability if you are beyond a visus of 30% even with glasses. So nope, it is not a disability except the girl can not really see you with glasses.
redchill101@reddit
Why is this upvoted as high as it is? Does nobody here remember the same 100 jokes being retold ad nauseum? Or is reddit now just mostly bots and the last few human users just can't stop the constant deluge of reposts and pointless upvoting?
Ornac_The_Barbarian@reddit
Maybe because we don't all hang around the subreddit enough to see them being retold.
lonestar659@reddit
An oldie but goodie
iwanttodiebutdrugs@reddit
GOLDIE!!!!
_Lane_@reddit
Oddly!
2DoorBathroom@reddit
I hate when it's scrambled. Nothing but chicks with whisks.
pikebot@reddit
A prominent Dota 2 commentator got fired and blacklisted during an event by telling this joke on air at an event in SHanghai.
Hello_D4rkn3ss@reddit
Gotta love those porn sessions with the fam. Really brings ya back to better times.
GetDownAndBoogieNow@reddit
you can tell this joke has been told by generations, because kids these days have no idea why a man would talk about porn with a hotel receptionist.
YougoReddits@reddit
'what's this man doing??'
-he's asking about WIFI
joe5joe7@reddit
Careful, Gaben might call you an ass and refuse to work with you again.
robexib@reddit
Sick fuck? Disabled people deserve representation in porn, too, buddy!
kellotyokissa@reddit
2010 wants its joke back
zhulkgr25@reddit
The clerk is Able-ist
xabbu51@reddit
Starring the gay midget porn Star dildo faggins
h3fabio@reddit
Must be an aristocratic family.
wrightf@reddit
That would be a hard act to follow!
FederalRecording2390@reddit
Hard joke, thought I would be stumped and not work out the punchline but I managed to pull it off.
AKMonkey2@reddit
I see what you did there.
gator_pot@reddit
Did you just come up with this joke?
Mikesaidit36@reddit
It’s #3,583
UnlikelyApe@reddit
I've heard it as a priest joke, still tell it all the time
Lore_Enforcement@reddit
??? "I hope the priest is disabled"?
UnlikelyApe@reddit
No, it was a priest who asked!!! Just a different father!
LackOfStack@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/WG5xQXrGcO
No
goon_c137@reddit
Damn. This one got me. Great job
Creepy-Team6442@reddit
Love a good limper joke.
Acer018@reddit
Good one.