A little girl asks her father, "Daddy, why don't I have a little sister?"

Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments

Trying to be funny, her father says, "You do have a little sister."

"I do?" asks the little girl.

"Sure you do," her father says. "But, every time you walk in the front door, she is walking out the back door."

"Oh, I see!" says the little girl. "You mean she's just like my other daddy."

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crystaloftruth@reddit

Reminds me of…

One day Sigmund Freud's daughter comes in his office and asks "Daddy, what's a phallus?"

Sigmund says "Well here, I'll show you" and takes down his pants

She says "Oh I see, it's like a penis, only smaller"

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WalesIsForTheWhales@reddit

You should read up on Anna Freud.

She was studying psychoanalysis at age 8.

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RefrigeratorDue9537@reddit

Her work was more influential to the psychotherapy community than her daddy’s.

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RefrigeratorDue9537@reddit

Google is your friend. Feel free to read up on her.

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eattheambrosia@reddit

I'm the world's first ANALRAPIST, that's why I got it on my license plate.

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crystaloftruth@reddit

That way people know exactly where your priorities are at

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RefrigeratorDue9537@reddit

Not gonna lie. That made me spit my drink.

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I am aware of who Anna Freud is. I am questioning the assertion that her work is more influential than her father’s, given that — as far as I was aware — Anna Freud is not just a psychoanalytic theorist but a very Freudian one.

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RefrigeratorDue9537@reddit

One of my all time favorite quotes is from Frederick Douglass… “It’s easier to build strong children than to repair broken men”.

I think I was coming at it from that perspective regarding Anna versus Sigmund and their impact on the profession.

No issues if you feel differently. We can agree to disagree.

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Jonathan_Peachum@reddit

I agree with you.

Anna Freud was influential and may be considered as a founder of child psychology but Sigmund Freud practically INVENTED psychoanalysis. And although many of his theories are considered outdated today, his detractors would not be where they are without him.

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