Your mama so fat, her nickname is
Posted by TheEyeOfTheLigar@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 46 comments
The Count of Monte Crisco
Posted by TheEyeOfTheLigar@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 46 comments
The Count of Monte Crisco
whentheworldquiets@reddit
Kinda left half the joke on the table there, though it would make it NSFW
A1chem1s7@reddit
Your momma so fat her nickname is "oil well" cause if she wears heels she strikes oil.
First-Comparison9450@reddit
Yo mama so fat, that when she passed in front of the TV, I missed 6 episodes.
VexImmortalis@reddit
Count is a male term though
Googulator@reddit
The O is redundant.
winthroprd@reddit
She's counting the mountains of crisco she ate.
PraiseTyche@reddit
She ate him.
She subsumed him.
27onfire@reddit
I was wondering what that bulge was when I fucked her.
DOOManiac@reddit
Yo mamma so FAT, she can’t store files larger than 4GB.
Roro_Yurboat@reddit
Your momma is so fat, she's exFAT.
Googulator@reddit
That would be someone who lost weight.
Consistent-Roof6323@reddit
Surely 2GB?
Fabulous-Possible758@reddit
Sounds like she needs a good fsck.
Somone-Who-Isnt-Me@reddit
Epic
mrmopar340six@reddit
She wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
Each thigh has its own zip code.
I had to roll over 10 times to get off of her.
waffle299@reddit
Yo mamma so fat, when the full moon rises, she turns into a warehouse.
waffle299@reddit
The Event Horizon imaging system has chosen its next black hole target, a destructive region of ultra dense space-time called yo mamma!
saucenuggets@reddit
Your mama so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in the Waffle House.
Jberg18@reddit
They ask for three names for her Starbuck order.
There might be something in "needing a Nicholas name" because a nick name is too small, but I don't have the wording.
SpendHefty6066@reddit
Jo mama so fat the 2 guys she did a threesome with never met.
sweetcherrytea@reddit
Yo mama so fat, the only runway she could walk is at LAX
___HeyGFY___@reddit
Yo mama so fat, her shadow makes a dent in the ground
Sufficiently_Jokey@reddit
Ya momma so fat, when she gets in touch with herself, it's a long distance call.
Over-Notice-9574@reddit
Your momma so fat, it takes 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side
AccordingChampion485@reddit
Her pronouns are Hershey.
vipros42@reddit
Yo mama so old she's got a separate entrance for black dick
witmarquzot@reddit
More like Mount Crisco
RancidYogurt@reddit
Your momma so fat she got 3 smaller mommas orbiting around her.
wimpykidfan37@reddit
Yo mama so short, her vagina is directly between her breasts.
Rough_Mammoth_9212@reddit
Sounds like fun.
lightFritz@reddit
She's so short she got skidmarks on her socks.
Sir_loin711@reddit
Favorite one: yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap
HawkeyeJosh2@reddit
Your mama so fat, her picture took up all four sides of the milk carton.
BoochNoWell@reddit
Your momma so fat that during a full moon she turns into a were-house.
Sithmaggot@reddit
Your mama’s so fat, she outweighs the needs of many.
DanielSwan@reddit
Your mama is so fat, on a full moon she turns into a warehouse.
Heard that one recently and I can't remember where but it really made me laugh.
bdhobbs1@reddit
Rollie Pollie
happycamperii@reddit
Your mama so fat she thinks Battle of The Bulge is about her.
fretinator007@reddit
Gravity
dawidowmaka@reddit
There are two ugly people in the world and yo mama are both of em
Klin24@reddit
"That's Cristo you dumb shit."
/Shawshank
roominating237@reddit
"By Aleczandree Dumbass"
Few_Judge1188@reddit
Try to catch up on the joke mate, it is funny and dry. 😂
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
LardAh
Background_Touchdown@reddit
After sex, she smokes turkeys.
27onfire@reddit
15 dollars and she's already jumbo sized.
No need to get her wet.