I was once arrested for indecent exposure…
Posted by CodeDog6@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
I was released due to lack of evidence.
Posted by CodeDog6@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
I was released due to lack of evidence.
posophist@reddit
There once was a lawyer named Rex
Who was poorly equipped for sex;
When charged with exposure,
He said with composure,
"De minimis non curat lex.”
De minimis non curat lex is a legal maxim meaning "the law does not care about trifles [or small things]."
Diligent_Medium3969@reddit
They didn't have dick on ya.
413fun@reddit
Sounds like you got off easy
JeUlrichej@reddit
The picture failed to develop.
crash866@reddit
If it is long enough, Hard enough, in enough, it is Indecent.
Gingerishidiot@reddit
It didn't stand up to scrutiny
Radiance37k@reddit
It was a load of balls
TheTjalian@reddit
Scrotiny
Radiance37k@reddit
They gave the short stick, huh?
Dyrogitory@reddit
Had to let him go because there’s no such thing as assault with a dead weapon.
stattish@reddit
You barely got off
Gingerishidiot@reddit
You were lucky that you weren't taken to the small claims court
Stringy63@reddit
I too was charged with indecent exposure, but I got it reduced to decent exposure
visionweaver@reddit
The judge ordered me to fix my lens settings
TheepDinker2000@reddit
Yeah it was just a micro aggression.
Zat-iz-not-my-dog@reddit
They knew you couldn’t do any Hard Time
TheepDinker2000@reddit
Micro aggression
OliverGunzitwuntz@reddit
Petit crime