What do spinach and sodomy have in common?
Posted by Telemaq@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
Even with butter, the children don't like it!
Posted by Telemaq@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments
Even with butter, the children don't like it!
Zorothegallade@reddit
The fuck is wrong with you
iamfanboytoo@reddit
Graveyard humor.
Or as Heinlein put it, "Man is the animal who laughs when it hurts."
mattkenefick@reddit
I remember the punchline being:
"If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
PossiblyMakingThisUp@reddit
Daniel Tosh bit
GiantEnemaCrab@reddit
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
This-Positive286@reddit
FOH
bussinbeats@reddit
Damn bro. Try some season salt
Flelmo@reddit
The punchline I've always heard was, "If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
Apprehensive_Boat516@reddit
Youch