So a girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish you wouldn't be so pedantic."
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments
And her boyfriend says, "Don't you mean you wish I weren't so pedantic?"
FrostySquirrel820@reddit
Pedantic : A word that people who are normally incorrect consider to be an insult.
Pedantic : A word that people who are normally correct consider to be a badge of honour.
evermica@reddit
My wife says I am condescending. (That means that I talk down to people. )
Superb_Astronomer_59@reddit
I’m 6’2” so by definition condescending
AstronautFew1889@reddit
I saw a lil short fellow climbing over a prison wall and I thought that’s a little condescending
Menelatency@reddit
6’3” here guy on escalator here. Did my time. Ex-con-descending.
ExcitingLoquat6164@reddit
I was, too, but only that one time that I did a stint in federal and they put me in the basement.
star_bury@reddit
Bob Newhart:
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."
r_spandit@reddit
That's a big word, well done you!
av1ciii@reddit
I hate pendants.
DCWhitworth@reddit
My response is usually ‘Strictly speaking I’m not a pedant’
sizzleTara@reddit
He proved the point while denying the point. Impressive.
-CaptainCaveman-@reddit
And now... he's single.
Jeggasyn@reddit
You mean separated, of course.
DontWannaSayMyName@reddit
You can date them. You're going to hit it off
-CaptainCaveman-@reddit
😏
YummyYumi22@reddit
I don’t get it.
Dreacle@reddit
Pedantic people are pedantic.
It sounds like a very real thing I would say to my wife, and we'd both laugh about it, maybe.
YummyYumi22@reddit
Ohhhhhh!!! Ok. I get it. Duh! lol
OkOutlandishness8527@reddit
you are funny
Granite66@reddit
So a girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish you wouldn't be so pedantic."
And her boyfriend says, "For the last time it's called podophilia and I told you to use the other polish on your little toe.""
bebopbrain@reddit
Don't think this joke will go over well on r/musictheory.