I was at the fairground in a long queue for the ‘I guess your weight’ stall
Posted by Normal-Internal164@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
When I got the front the guy said to me:
“Well I reckon that was about 20 minutes”
retiretobedlam@reddit
Something, something… Einstein’s gravitational time dilation theory…
Demoniac_smile@reddit
Relatively low effort comment.
retiretobedlam@reddit
Does it seem forced?
illegiblepenmanship@reddit
Fat so mama yo
dachjaw@reddit
An attractive young woman goes to the Guess Your Weight stall and tells the man, “I wanna get weighed.” He does his usual bit, looking her up and down, asking her questions, etc. and guesses 122 pounds. It turns out he’s two pounds light and gives her a prize.
After a bit she comes back and says, “I wanna get weighed.” Of course, he guesses correctly right away and she gets nothing.
After ten minutes she comes back and tells him, “I wanna get weighed.” He gets angry and chases her away, telling her she’s wasting his time.
The woman goes home. Her roommate asks, “How was your day?”
She replies, ”It was wousy.”
Illustrious_Dot_5507@reddit
i didn't get it plz explain
Mindless-Designer-63@reddit
Say “weighed” but put an “L” instead of the “W”
AAron27265@reddit
Now that's funny
InsidiousColossus@reddit
Doesn't work when you write it out, especially in quotes.
JokeExplainBot@reddit
Weight sounds like wait.
annaevacek@reddit
Oh gee, thanks for explaining this!
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
Like it.