I've decided I'm gonna start selling dick...
Posted by BuiltMackTough@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 49 comments
$40 an inch or $100 for all 3
Posted by BuiltMackTough@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 49 comments
$40 an inch or $100 for all 3
Banslair@reddit
Braggart
Ewetootwo@reddit
You got three dicks?
DoFr56@reddit
You need 3 dicks, I can have them here tomorrow morning. That soon enough?
drAsparagus@reddit
BuiltMackTough@reddit (OP)
No... only 3 inches
Longjumping_Affect22@reddit
This interaction is funnier than the joke.
CsiJoelle@reddit
literally
blueslounger@reddit
People downvote literally?
Diggdador@reddit
Since it doesn't make any sense, yeah
CsiJoelle@reddit
I guess so…
regiinmontana@reddit
Literally.
dave282life@reddit
Did you just “…” them? 🤣
Dr_Frank-N-Furter@reddit
Dude! I told you, leave me out of this😠
ol_darnell@reddit
It might only be 3”, but it smells like a foot!
arslan70@reddit
Is this a mother's day deal or your normal charges?
vw_bugg@reddit
Only for your mom.
tforce80@reddit
Family discount
Response-Cheap@reddit
Three one inch dicks?
Johnatron2000@reddit
I’d give my left dick just to be treated normal
digiliquid01@reddit
Are you sure it's not the one inchers? You could really make profit multitasking there.. nobody's judging, except that one guy.
kamehamehahahahahaha@reddit
Look at three dick Daryl over here
tkeelah@reddit
Part Klingon?
Gstamsharp@reddit
Isn't it weird when you're watching porn and they only have one dick? I mean, I know they pick the most unusual ones to stand out for the camera, but it's pretty strange they always pick the unicocks.
Olderandolderagain@reddit
Got ‘em
shinobi68@reddit
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen
Plain_lucky@reddit
Glad you found your detachable penis
AKANotAValidUsername@reddit
Man dicks were goin for cheap back in the king missile days!
digiliquid01@reddit
Nah, that was for the toaster, figured he'd get more use out of it.
DoFr56@reddit
Used to be’s, just aren’t anymore!
AKANotAValidUsername@reddit
and yet you can get a dicks deluxe for under 6 bucks in seattle lol
kencestmoi@reddit
I am so ugly…I will take this bargain of 3 inches
Jabathewhut@reddit
I can make 20 bucks if I sell my dick?
Salt_Being2908@reddit
Is that you Mike? Mike Ropeen?
Just_a_guy81@reddit
You’re gonna end up having to pay someone to find it first. There’s really no margin for profit
PayTyler@reddit
I was expecting this joke to go this way.
"I tried to donate blood today but the lady started asking a lot of personal questions, like 'Whose is this?' And ''Where did you get it?'"
Prairiewill@reddit
Back 3 or front 3? Don't get ripped off
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
After the cut rate circumcision you get what you get.
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
OPs name is JustIn
JustinJPM@reddit
Sometimes I really hate my name…
Beatless7@reddit
Is the dick you are selling yours? Where did you get them?
Malalang@reddit
Sorry, this item is no longer available. You ask too many questions
DoFr56@reddit
Graveyard. Most of them are already stiff for immediate use!
Ewetootwo@reddit
Dead bones tell no tales.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
Cold hard dick for cold hard cash
Beatless7@reddit
Well, this thread went downhill fast.
callimpet@reddit
he found them in a truck by the levee, they're dick van dikes.
theclapp@reddit
I expected this to be a joke about Dick ... Tracy.
Careless-Mouse1519@reddit
With or without the hood
Delanynder11@reddit
Reminds me of this absolutely hilarious comedy night story: https://youtu.be/LxXPXVaBzjI?si=Ap20FDbODEWXiaAG Dicks 2 for 1 by the inch!!!