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Why don’t ducks make good doctors?

Posted by njb6126@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments

They’re all quacks

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Chalupachamp@reddit

They only care about getting bread for their bills.
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JokeExplainBot@reddit

**Quack** can mean **sound a duck makes** or a **bad doctor**.
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Physical-East-7881@reddit

I love you captain obvious lol
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ynys_red@reddit

Waddle lot of . . .
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Beatless7@reddit

My doctor told me I needed an operation and that I had a 50/50 chance of survival, I said, "Doctor, it must be serious!". He said, "Not really. I'm just not that good!"
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Rare-Midnight-8895@reddit

Because they don't give a duck
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CreativityGuru@reddit

And the bills are so big!
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OppositeMaleficent41@reddit

Bazooka gum wrapper? Ho hum upvote
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YSoSkinny@reddit

Maybe a little too obvious? Replace ducks with waterfowl?
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njb6126@reddit (OP)

I was gonna say Geese originally actually 😂
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Ewetootwo@reddit

I’m down with that.
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Ewetootwo@reddit

That’s Daffy.
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GuntherHogmoney@reddit

They helped me with a mallardy.
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djasonpenney@reddit

…with big bills!
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