I don't always mix up old jokes in a way that doesn't really make sense...

But then I took an arrow to the knee

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wrecked him? Twenty dollars, same as uptown, Father!

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We can tell it completely missed your funny bone.

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If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago

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“This joke took an arrow to the punchline.”

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"'in' the knee" is the phrase.

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This post deserves over 9000 upvotes.

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Who's that with Dave?

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Do Willian, tell.

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Everybody knows the Bus Driver; even the Pope.

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The Golden monkeys paw curls is finger around your sweet roll