A young woman asks her aunt for sex sauce….
Posted by Trumpsabaldcuck@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments
^(A young woman confided in her aunt that she is going to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time. She tells her aunt, “I’m afraid it will hurt.”)
^(Her aunt tells her, “Have him lick you and suck you down there until your juices are flowing. It will feel much better.”)
^(The young woman sees her aunt the next day. Her aunt asks, “So how was it?”)
^(”We didn’t do it.”)
^(”What happened.”)
^(”I told him to lick me and suck me down there just as you said.”)
^(“And……..?”)
^(”He threw up once the juices started flowing.”)
^(”That’s not normal. Most boys love licking vagina.”)
^(”He was supposed to lick my vagina?!”)
ballcheese808@reddit
The funniest part of this gag was 'licking vagina'. Hahahaha. No cnt says that.
Srikandi715@reddit
What he is supposed to lick is the vulva, not the vagina, anyway :p
ballcheese808@reddit
No cockhead. We say eat pussy etc. You know that right?
Ooh baby, I want to lick your vagina.
StratosphereXX@reddit
Depends how long your tongue is.
pallarslol@reddit
Ok why is the font so small? What did you do with your post OP?
The_Bagel_Fairy@reddit
By saying "vagina" it makes it safe for work.