A young man asks his religious father for some money to buy a car...
Posted by Cleopatra_bones@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments
The father says "not until you cut your hair and shave that beard."
The son replies "but Jesus had long hair and a beard."
"That's true son" says the father, "but Jesus also walked everywhere he went."
InsidiousColossus@reddit
Actually that's not true, Jesus drove a Honda but just didn't talk about it.
“For I did not speak of my own accord”
nerankori@reddit
He was with the apostles in one Accord
Whyis_skyblue_007@reddit
and he rode a donkey.
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
Nah, donkey rode shotgun.
luminousoblique@reddit
Like a clown car!
Indotex@reddit
A dad told his 15 year old son that he would buy him a car…
…in 6 months on his 16th birthday if he (the son) got a job, made all “A’s” in school, started going to church every week and cut his hair. The son agreed to do all four things.
Six months go by and the dad told his son, “Son, you got a job, you are going to church every Sunday and are making all “A’s” in school. But you also agreed to cut your hair, which you have not done. So I’m sorry, but I will not buy you a car.”
The son said, “Dad, like you said, I’ve been going to church every week and I’ve been looking at all the pictures of Jesus and HE had long hair, so why can’t I?”
The dad replied, “He did have long hair and he also walked everywhere!”
Darth1Football@reddit
The night Jesus lost his virginity, he was ready to go for round two with the young lady in seconds. "So it's true" she said. "Everyone said there would be a second coming"